So I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove..
Your fingernail has the same ingredients as fly poop... so every time you bit your Fingernails your eating Fly SHIT
A ducks [drake, actually] has a corkscrew shaped penis... so if you lost your corkscrew, would you go the the duck pond with the hope of opening your bottle of champagne?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niV6CPDdTqc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
that's my Great Niece she is 2-years-old
I've had the hots for Janeane Garofalo ever since she declared herself the Queen of Backfat.
LOL! Brilliant. Great vid, DC.
Yeah, those kids are something else, aren't they!!!
And what a novel way of presenting it all.
I'd not seen Cracked TV before, but I got a giggle or two from it so might tune in again.
I like #1. That kid is way out there.
