So I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove..
Or perhaps plotting an "overflight".
Did George Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
If you sit motionless in the park long enough, will the pigeons use you as they do other statues?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Why is it that when ever you need a cop there isn't one around for miles, but when you happen to make the most minor infringement they're all over your ass like bees to honey?
good one
to add to it
or the bird is woundering way your looking at his toilet so hard
no you must have two forms of ID so he had to show the dollar to
I like to reminisce with people i dont know
One from way way back in the day. What is stronger than Superman? starkers should know this one. He does it often enough.
Yeah, me too. I'll never forget old what's his name.
If the dog hadn't stopped to shit, would he have caught the rabbit?
If your Aunt had balls, would she be your Uncle?
If a frog had wings, would he still bump his ass?
If trailer parks didn't exist, would tornadoes exist?
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
How come when you fall flat on your face, some dipshit will ask if you enjoyed your trip?
And how deep is a bottomless pit?
